I, [Name and Surname], in full possession of my mental faculties (although some might disagree), hereby dispose of the following regarding my possessions, my assets, and everything that remains to me, in this glorious and solemn document:
Article 1: The Universal Heir
I appoint as the sole and exclusive heir to all my material and immaterial property my beloved dog, [Dog's Name], who has been the only living being to love me unconditionally and without judgment (except that time I gave him light kibble, but nobody's perfect).
Article 2: Real Estate
I leave to the aforementioned dog my house, my apartment by the sea, and even the garage. Despite the fact that [Dog's Name] doesn't have a driver's license, I trust he will appreciate the space to hide bones, balls, and my remote control, which he has already declared his property for some time.
Article 3: Personal Property
All my personal property, including but not limited to: my car, the sofa (already his throne), my bed (which we now share at his pleasure), and my collection of dog-shaped mugs, go to [Dog's Name]. The refrigerator is his, with all its contents. I only ask that he leave something for the trusted veterinarian, to avoid arguments.
Article 4: Financial Assets
Every penny in my bank account is intended for [Dog's Name], with the explicit condition that it be used exclusively to buy snacks, toys, and maybe a private pool. Alternatively, he can invest it in a dog biscuit company to ensure an income.
Article 5: Donations to Third Parties
To my relatives and friends, I leave the great honor of taking care of [Dog's Name] in case he precedes me, but know that I will be watching you from the afterlife: treat him like a king, or my ghost will pull your socks.
Article 6: Last Will and Testament
I request that the following be engraved on my tombstone: "Here lies [Name and Surname], a person who understood too late that true love has four legs and wags its tail."
Done, read, and signed on [date].
P.S. Remember to give [Dog's Name] a biscuit after reading this document. If he doesn't wag his tail, the will is null and void.